Mean Old Uncle Lance
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Occupation | Corporate Whore |
| Location | WEBSTER, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I dig sharing good times in life with my loved ones & friends. I also enjoy a good armpit fart, tasty beer, delicious food, and a great live band. |
| Interests | I dig on reading & writing. Also enjoy diddling with the banjo, guitar and percussion instruments...and I play a mean didgeridoo. |
| Favorite Movies | Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Goodfellas, Dead Poet's Society, Texas Chainsaw Massacre |
| Favorite Music | Phish, Grateful Dead, Dr. Didg, David Grisman, Flatt & Scruggs, Del McCoury Band, Nirvana, Roy Orbison, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Phil & Friends, Pink Floyd... |
| Favorite Books | Lord of the Flies, The Hobbit, The Shining, It, The Little Prince, The Godfather, Pet Cemetery, anything by William Wordsworth |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Hop up & down on one foot with your head cocked; watery ear towards the ground. You now look like a jackass. Everyone is pointing & laughing at you with your watery ear.