Rob Porter

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About me

Gender Male
Location Austin, Round Rock, Pflugerville, Cedar Park
Introduction I am a marriage and family therapist in the Austin area. I am married with 3 kids. I look a lot like the guy who played the mummy in The Mummy...if he sat around his house all day and ate Jalapeno Cheetos and Big Hunks (they're naturally low-fat). I have developed a pretty sophisticated theory of humor and have had underwear thrown at me (like a rock-star).