Danny Moose

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation Meat jerking
Introduction I'm a moose, and I'm right about everything.
Interests Politics, squid, and my penis.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

I'll cut a really stinky fart every time I ask an important question. Or maybe shove a hunk of limburger down my pants.