B. Vincent Hernandez
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | News Producer |
| Location | Austin, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Work, eat, sleep, dream. |
| Interests | Good food, good movies, writing, music, photography, Flirting with cute chubby guys |
| Favorite movies | The Godfather, Cinema Paradiso, Alien, Schindler's List |
| Favorite music | Tom Waits "Frank's Wild Years," U2's "Joshua Tree," Handel's Water Music, Holst's The Planets, The Derailers "Full Western Dress," Dire Straits' "Brothers In Arms," Any Bighead Todd, Beetles, Genesis, Pink Floyd or Cowboy Junkies. Bishop Allen "Charm School" The music we paint our lives with not only reflects our emotions at any point in time, it affects them and influences our actions. |
| Favorite books | Donald Barthelme's 40 Stories, I Feel a Little Jumpy Around You: An Anthology of His and Hers Poems (including "sunday" by B. Vincent Hernandez), Kurt Vonnegut's "Galapagos," Caleb Carr's "The Alienist," Stephen King's "The Stand." I used to read and write a lot more, before I got into news production. Now I waste my energies in condensing details of complex stories to the point where they are nearly untrue, fixing the grammar and spelling errors of reporters, and regurgitating wire copy. |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When they break out the anal probe.