Marvin
| Location | Australia |
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| Introduction | My name is Marvin, I am a guinea pig, and I want to be the next Prime Minister of Australia. In the upcoming federal election, voters have a clear choice: a choice between two boring homosapiens in suits who essentially believe in the same things. What I am asking is for you to step away from that paradigm; to choose enthusiasm above experience; action over lethargy; and small, furry cuteness over bland blokeyness. In short: put a piggy in parliament. |