Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Illustrator
Location	Tampa Area, FL, United States
Introduction	Full time artist, part time geek. I work and play in the screen print industry. Currently living in Florida, I'm a Carolina boy at heart. I've been known to drawl. I like drawing nekkid ladies. I want to create my own comics. I want to build Linux RAIDS, make perfect MAME cabinets, bench press 300+ pounds, publish illustrations and write more stories. I once choked a grizzly bear to death with my own hands, but I think he had the flu or something, so maybe it wasn't fair.
Interests	Illustration, Screen Printing, Photoshop, Open Source Software, Computers, Writing, Comics, Physics, Science, Philosophy, Lowbrow Art
Favorite books	The Sirens of Titan, His Dark Materials Trilogy, The Mind of God, Cosmos, Watchmen, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Ask Doctor Manhattan to vaporize the inside of it first. He hates oranges.