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Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	Teacher
Location	Moreno Valley, California, United States
Introduction	Born in an igloo and raised by wolves, I am largely self-educated, having been taught to read by a highly intelligent dolphin, named Henry, whose life I saved from a very hungry polar bear. Later, at Henry's deathbed, I received my first ukulele. Henry never learned to play the ukulele-seeing as how he didn't have fingers because he was a dolphin. From there, I made my way with my ukulele, a sack of whale blubber, and a dream. I came to California, purchased a fake Masters Degree and teaching credential, and got hired at a local high school, where I teach English during the day and sleep in the teachers' lounge at night, subsisting on scraps I find around the cafeteria.
Interests	Ukulele, music, reading, writing
Favorite movies	Hunchback of Notre Dame, Duck Soup
Favorite music	Shorty Long, Robb Johnson, Lou Reed, Elvis Costello, Beethoven, and an eclectic assortment of others
Favorite books	Don Quixote, White Noise, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Fools Crow, Cold Mountain

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

No, I'm procrastinating. Yes, I even procrastinate in my sleep.