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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation visual artist
Location Amsterdam, Netherlands
Introduction I'm a lousy visual artist and art critic, and an even worse poet.
Interests Poetry, art, music, people, nature
Favorite Movies Bambi
Favorite Music Einstürzende neubauten
Favorite Books A day in the life of the bedbug which bit Buddha

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

Easy. Aliens pretty much always end conversations with humans by firing their zapf gun.