Chris Morris
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Location | Loveland, Colorado, United States |
| Introduction | I'm an average joe with an average job, I'm your average white suburbanite slob.... |
| Interests | Drinking, smoking, banging on musical instruments, measuring, binging, purging, buffoonery, skullduggery, jackassery, reading, and offending. |