Bonnie

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Human Resources
Location Rocky Mountains, CO
Introduction I am married to the best guy in the world (seriously). Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie, and I secretly wish that Flora, Fauna, and Merriwether were real people. I have the loudest, most obnoxious laugh you've ever heard. I buy books 2 or 3 at a time, read a quarter of each one, and then forget about them entirely. I fear and loathe horses because for some reason, they remind me of dinosaurs. I snap backwards, and can only cross one of my eyes. Cats make me sick, disorganization gives me nightmares, and the word "juicy" makes me nauseous.
Favorite Movies The Princess Bride, Raising Arizona, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Shaun of the Dead, Transformers (shut up), The Holiday, In Her Shoes, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, The Golden Child, Mommy Dearest, Uncle Buck, Talladega Nights
Favorite Music Pretty much anything that anyone with musical taste would deem awful
Favorite Books To Kill a Mockingbird, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Such a Pretty Fat

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Pull a Milli Vanilli and blame it on the rain