Gender	Male
Industry	Internet
Occupation	Webmaster
Location	San Antonio, Texas, United States
Introduction	I'm this guy who is so blessed that I can't even begin to explain it. I have an amazing family. This blog is about them mostly and from time to time the odd stuff of life that grabs my attention.
Interests	Programming, Music, Outdoors, Politics, Faith, Philosophy
Favorite movies	Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pixar (categorically)
Favorite music	David Wilcox, Caedmon's Call, James Taylor
Favorite books	Bible, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Scream like crazy using the tightly coiled slinky as a make-shift megaphone standing on the back of the goat and praying it's constipated.