|Location||The Coast, British Columbia, Canada|
|Introduction||A pre-modern man, trying to prove you can turn back the clock.|
|Interests||Apologetics, Political Theory & Policy, 16th & 17th century English History, Ecumenism|
|Favorite Movies||The Godfather, The Princess Bride, Kill Bill|
|Favorite Music||in medias res, Maplewood Lane, Low, The Innocence Mission, The Appleseed Cast, Pedro the Lion, Stabilo|
|Favorite Books||Saint George & The Dragon, The Screwtape Letters, Father Elijah, The Lord of the Rings|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Sing tunelessly and explain to anyone who asks that you need only one string because you are tone-deaf.