An Unreliable Witness
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | An Unreliable Witness Unreliably Witnessed: a tumblr |
| Interests | Navel-gazing and self-flagellation |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No. I do believe, though, that knives are evolved from monkeys. And that monkeys are evolved from turkeys. And that one day turkeys will return to Earth to colonise the planet from the remaining monkeys. Also: I have a headache.