Gender	Male
Occupation	Social Work
Location	Boerne, Texas, Christian, United States
Introduction	I love my wife and my daughters Endie, and Makeda, and my two yellow labs, Pearl and Dixie.
Interests	Duck Hunting, fly fishing, Art, Music, Geography, responding to God's love.
Favorite movies	What about Bob?, A River Runs Through it, Pursuit of Happiness, The Jerk, The Doors, PCU, Ground Hog Day, Tommy Boy,
Favorite music	Mandolin Orange, Patty Griffin, Adam Caroll, James McMurtry, Bob Schneider, And Pantera!
Favorite books	The Holy Bible, Forgotten God, Crazy Love, Velvet Elvis, Orthodoxy, The Gospel According to Moses, The Catcher in the Rye, Blue Like Jazz, unChristian, The Book of Common Prayer, Through Painted Deserts, Wild at Heart, A Wrinkle in Time.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

After years of training the goat how to baa, "Baby got Back", I would realize my amazing accomplishment, climb out of the well, sell the slinky to a kid for 5 bucks, and go buy a six pack of tall boys.