Layne
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | slatternly hausfrau |
| Location | Utah, United States |
| Introduction | Proprietress of an eensy plot of hay and mess in rural Northern Utah where our family is trying to stop taking so much for granted. |
| Interests | chucking it, reading, cooking, cheese, goats, cows, responsible stewardship of the earth, its resources, and its inhabitants |
| Favorite movies | Joe Versus the Volcano, Indiana Jones (Last Crusade), Jaws, the Bourne series |
| Favorite music | the Beatles, big band, phat beats, old-timey country, jazz for dummies |
| Favorite books | Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Poisonwood Bible, The Chronicles of Prydain, Harry Potter, The Harvester, Animal Vegetable Miracle, Slaughterhouse Five |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
The fact that I don't have a candy apple because they suck. Now a caramel apple, that's a different story.