Gender	Female
Occupation	writer
Location	United States
Introduction	I'm a married mom of two teenagers. Most days, I'm dangling from a thread of what's left of my sanity. I'm best described as "difficult." I'm a writer, retired weekly columnist (after a ten-year run), a full-time college student, and always looking for unique, new ways to squander my time.
Interests	Wit, words, wisdom, and wine. (Oh, and alliteration.)

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Who says that I would want to escape? I don't hear anyone calling me "mom" or "hon" in this well.