Slappy Internet
My blogs
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Arts |
Occupation | Mine/Not Miner |
Location | Interwebs, United States |
Introduction | I made a dog drink potato water, I lightened the gravity of Steel Reserve, and I twice drank 11 Panthers in one day. |
Interests | Tricking kids into eating buttons, makin' shit outta tubes, liberating processed liquids from my bladder, and working in the garden. |
Favorite Movies | Madden 2007, Top O' the Head to Ya |
Favorite Music | People tripping over shit, and skinning their knees and shit |
Favorite Books | Hot Lips, Harper's Bazaar, The Sears Catalog |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
A bouqet of olive pits stuck to matted up, bloody cat hair, and a gift certificate to Flappy's Spinach Shack (the strip club, not the restaruant).