About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	media whore
Location	Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction	There's nothing personal on my blog for the most part, which is one of the reasons that I blog under a pseudonym. The blog is self-indulgent only in that I find things that amuse me and then post them, because I firmly believe that they should amuse you, as well. I want to be entertained. And I want you to be entertained in exactly the same way.
Interests	vespas, Wii, pug dogs, trips to Costco, weber kettle grills, microbrews, baseball, high definition television, homemade ice cream, live theatrical performances, Die Neue Sachlichkeit, jazz, slices of pie, civilized conversation, inventing parlor games to play with my friends via e-mail, picking on the beta males, scrabble, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir but especially when consumed in the actual Willamette Valley, GPS navigation, Belgium, MINI Coopers, resenting my parents for not being Canadian, frequent flyer miles, burritos, bourbon in the winter and gin in the summer, Vocal Reverberation under Spinal Pressure (you know--VRUSP?) and generally searching for a sublime moment but being content with just having a good time.
Favorite movies	No, sir, the one who isn't my fiancee doesn't call me Howard. The one who isn't my wife doesn't call me Howard. The one who isn't my fiancee also isn't my wife. The other one who ISN'T my wife, who IS my fiancee... she doesn't call me "Steve." She calls me Howard. Do you see?
Favorite books	Yes