Billy
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Lawyer |
| Location | London, Kentucky |
| Introduction | My full name is Captain William Chester Marshmallow, Esquire. I was born in 2000 in a trailer in London, Kentucky, with 12 poodles chasing me around and no-neck children carrying me by the head. My mommy rescued me in June, thank the good Lord. |
| Interests | Power napping, hiding, receiving tongue baths, falsetto singing, drugging, showing my lavender fat bags. |
| Favorite Movies | The Incredible Journey, Mystery Science Theater |
| Favorite Music | Silence |
| Favorite Books | White Trash Cookery, Ulysses by James Joyce, Sons and Lovers by D.H. Lawrence |