Gender	Male
Occupation	Freelance
Introduction	Not much on sharin'. I'm the invisible man, I'm Claude Rains, now forget you ever saw me. I'm gruff, sarcastic and don't really like people. I'm also straight, not that it matters much.
Interests	Invisibility, Nicking things, Pigeons, hiding from the Company
Favorite movies	The Invisible Man (1933) for obvious reasons.
Favorite music	The Beatles, Queen, Duran Duran
Favorite books	1984

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

I'll use my teachin' stick to catch meself.