velutlunas

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Gender Female
Occupation Barista/ Dharma Bum
Location Sarasota, FL
Introduction Not much to know really, mostly because I won't tell you. I want to slowly take over the world through liberal use of porn, monkeys, and cheese (although not necessarily all at the same time...). I love many things, some of which aren't for prying eyes and others that I'll just leave on the front doorstop. I like laughing REALLY loud. I like teacups. I like gummi things with sour stuff. I dunno, dude. I say dumb shit all the time and I like it when other people do too. I am not cool. I am not scene. I am not emo. I am not really all that spectacular in any way shape or form. I like silly radio songs and I like cheezy movies. I like stories where the good guy wins but not without losing something first. I like reading as escape. I'm sober. I like scooters but have no clue how to drive one or ride one or however the hell you say it. I like collecting action figures and actually playing with them. I like a good love story. Most of all? I'm still just learning.