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Gender	Female
Occupation	Pole Dance Instructor
Location	Omaha, Ne, United States
Introduction	I am a mom in my mid-thirties who pole dances 3 times a week and occasionally teaches them along with Adena Clarey, stripper mama extraordinaire. These are my misadventures (or maybe missed adventures).
Interests	pole dancing, parenting, reading, knitting (seriously), scrounging for bizarre antiques, music
Favorite movies	Shaun of the Dead, True Grit, Everything is Illuminated, O Brother Where Art Thou, Flushed Away
Favorite music	Murder by Death, Clutch, Iron Maiden, The Black Keys
Favorite books	Anything by David Sedaris

How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?

Uh, duh, you don't. You also do not eat it because it isn't food.