123-I-Love-You
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I'm an English teacher. I'm fat and bald. I'm a firecracker in the sack. That's all you need to know. |
| Interests | dogs with human eyes, people with high voices but who laugh with deep voices, carpentry (like Jesus), origami (like Jesus), skeet shooting, trying to do the splits, smiling politely, carving false idols, fomenting rebellion, feigning concern, reigning supreme, coveting things, laying the foundations for a small cult, drinking my milk before the expiry date |
| Favorite movies | Mr. Holland's Opus, Dead Poets' Society, Mona Lisa Smile |
| Favorite music | Daniel Johnson (the "FUN" album) |
| Favorite books | Skinny Women are Evil by Mo'Nique |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
toast my WHAT!?