Fake Johnny The Great
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professor |
| Introduction | By virtue of the fact that I state that I am, one can only conclude that I am great. Thusly it is incontrovertible that I am great. |
| Interests | Immersion in my greatness. |
| Favorite movies | My personal copy of the opening title screen to Alexander The Great on which my friend Phil superimposed my name in place of Alexander, then edited the segment into a two-hour loop. |
| Favorite music | Any song with my name in the lyrics. |