Ike
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Morgue Lab Technician |
| Location | Al, United States |
| Introduction | More obscure than most |
| Interests | Wildlife, ecology, bones, science fiction, biology, legends |
| Favorite movies | Hot Fuzz, Riding Bean, The Dark Knight, Sweeny Todd, Army of Darkness, Fifth Element |
| Favorite music | Honestly, I'm not sure. I do prefer metal and rock though. |
| Favorite books | Neverwhere, Thud!, Dune, Good Omens, Ender's Game, The Year of Living Biblically (One man's humble quest to follow the bible as literally as possible) |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Add some extra strings, put a board down the middle of all but the useful one, and call it a double-harp. Then talk up the risks and grisly accidents involved in past concerts, so I don't have to actually play it. In the mean time, entertain with jokes and accents. Why am I trying to be a bard in the first place?