Alanna
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | shapeshifting reptilian overlord |
| Location | Los Osos, California, United States |
| Introduction | wimpy witch, atomic communist, lipstick hoarder, shut-in |
| Favorite movies | cult movies |
| Favorite music | the fuzzy kind |
| Favorite books | the kind with words |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
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