Bert Bananas
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Industriously lazy. Also, morbidly lazy. |
| Location | Banana Valley, SoCal, United States |
| Introduction | I am good company when I'm alone. I'm at my best in solitary confinement. |
| Interests | processing oxygen into carbon dioxide, chewing methodically, golf, subduing the Natural Man, creating a part in my hair I can live with, Mothering the child within, ignoring popular culture (except The Simpsons), Reliving tomorrow. |
| Favorite movies | Let It Ride, Young Frankenstein, Ferris Bueller's Wax On, WaxOff, Grosse Match Pointe, Soap Bubble Meltdown, The Manchurian Cupcake, The Quiet Man's Loud Wife, etc. |
| Favorite music | 4/4, but the occasional 3/4, if I feel like waltzing. |
| Favorite books | Doesn't it make sense that if it's a favorite book you would re-read it regularly? Only Dorothy Sayers and John Sanford dependably cut it for me in this regard. |