Sam
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Public Service |
| Location | Austin, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Meh. |
| Interests | Boys who look like Jesus, swing sets, coffee, tea, music, rain storms, trees, over-grown grass, drawing, painting, crafting, bodies of water |
| Favorite Movies | Darjeeling Limited, Pulp Fiction, The Wall, The Last Picture Show, The Royal Tenenbaums, Forest Gump |
| Favorite Music | Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, Joanna Newsome, Iron and Wine, Townes Van Zandt, Nirvana, Joy Division, etc., etc |
| Favorite Books | Hair Cuts of the Damned, Women, Post Office, Ham on Rye, The Bell Jar, Life After God, The Perks of Being a Wallflower |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Enough neon-colored gaudy jewelry to make Lisa Frank gag!