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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Crappy Drummer
Location Titusville, florida, United States
Introduction I'm Jon Beever. I only like water and Red Gatorade.
Interests Pretending to be a hipster, making fun of hipsters, judging hipsters, being a hipster.
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Becoming Malkovich
Favorite Music Jawbreaker, Die Hoffnung, Cap'n Jazz
Favorite Books Caves of steel, The davinci Code, catcher in the rye, Fight club

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

Only if the foods weren't blessed by a rabbi.