Jordan

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Introduction Jordan is an extraterrestrial life form, who was born somewhere in the outer rings of Saturn. Her race was wiped from the universe after a rather nasty incident involving a black hole, a hairbrush and an episode of Neighbours. Feeling unexceptional, she travelled to earth in search of kindred spirits to ease the sense of overwhelming loneliness and total boredom. Disguising herself as an Archaeologist, she travels through time and space drawing moustaches on people whilst they lay sleeping…

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

i think this is very much a chicken or the egg type problem. I believe it was this very question that led to the formulation of that ridiculous utensil - the Spork