Jon

About me

Gender Male
Location Homer, NY, United States
Introduction My real name's Jon. I go to school in Oswego, New York, and I have a girlfriend that I love very much. I can fart in front of her and she won't look at me like I just murdered her parents. She WILL inch away from me if I fart in bed, though. Which I'm okay with. It's understandable.
Interests Watching the Buffalo Bills systematically destroy my soul season after season, being generally disliked, wiffleball, badminton, hats with bent rims the way God intended, bonfires, Black Friday, my birthday, Thursdays (i just like the day, couldnt tell you why), and for some weird fucking reason I really enjoy Antiques Roadshow
Favorite Movies Clerks, Clerks 2, Good Will Hunting, The Deer Hunter, Suicide Kings, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, American History X, The Big Lebowski, Fletch, The Boondock Saints, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, The Graduate, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Tommy Boy, Trading Places, The Departed, Donnie Darko, Dazed & Confused, The Wedding Singer, Southland Tales, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ocean's Eleven, Superbad, The Matrix, Super Troopers, Ordinary People, Knocked Up, The Hangover, Inglorious Basterds
Favorite Music Alkaline Trio, Angels & Airwaves, Bad Religion, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, blink-182, Boxcar Racer, Dropkick Murphys, Elton John, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Green Day, Hüsker Dü, Led Zeppelin, NoFX, The Offspring, Pinhead Gunpowder, Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, The Replacements, Rush, Secret Machines, Social Distortion, Sum 41, Weezer
Favorite Books To Kill A Mockingbird, Flowers For Algernon, Of Mice And Men, Love All The People, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, All the Harry Potter books, The Giver, Catcher In The Rye, Fletch, I Drink For A Reason, I Am the New Black