Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Location	Kentucky, United States
Introduction	I'm an actor living in Atlanta! This is what I'm about!
Interests	video games, music, good arms, audio books, Florida, iambic pentameter, Galactus and gorilla jumping on cars, Music and theatre, but not musical theatre, Making lists, Wrestling, Dungeons, Dragons, Geeks, Internet, Basketball, Civilizations, Simulations, (learning to be as cool as) Sam Rockwell.
Favorite movies	1: Swingers 2: American Psycho 3: Gangs of New York 4: Hedwig and the Angry Inch 5: Bamboozled 6: Oldboy 7: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie 8: High Fidelity / About A Boy 9: The Big Lebowski 10: Big Fish
Favorite music	Edan, Public Enemy, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Weezer, Joe Budden, Sly and the Family Stone, The Streets, Prince, The Postal Service, The Perceptionists, Peter Eldridge, Mutual Admiration Society, Murder By Death, Mos Def, MC Frontalot, D'Angelo, Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards, Kanye West, John Coltrane, Jeff Buckley, James Taylor, Drag the River, Hank Williams Jr., Dizzee Rascal, Alan Jackson, Cody ChesnuTT, Charlie Robison, Blackalicious, Big and Rich, The Beatnuts, Appleseed Cast, Little Brother, Blak Twang, Sufjan Stevens, Clair De Lune, Teen Idols, Century Century, Ben Folds (Five), Mike Doughty, Tom the White Owl and...others...
Favorite books	Authors: John Irving (A Prayer for Owen Meaney, The Cidar House Rules) Stephen King (The Dark Tower Series, The Talisman, Pretty much anything...) Robert B. Parker (Spenser) JK Rowling (Harry Potter and the...) Nick Hornby (High Fidelity, About a Boy) Chuck Palahniuk (Stranger Than Fiction, Choke) Elmore Leonard (Be Cool, Freaky Deaky) Neil Gaiman (Any short fiction, American Gods) James Lee Burke (Bitterroot, Moon of the Red Ponies) George Orwell (Animal Farm, 1984) David Sedaris (Holidays On Ice, Barrel Fever) Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Chabon My Losing Season, Conroy Nemesis, Asimov How to Survive a Robot Uprising, Wilson Plays: Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Favorite: Henry IV, Part 1) Side Man, Wait Until Dark, Danny and the Deep Blue Sea, Copenhagen, The Pillowman, The Glass Menagerie, Sweet Eros, Enrico IV, Grab 'em. Poetry: ee cummings and T.S. Eliot Comics: Civil War, Astonishing X-Men, Invincible, Exiles, Y: The Last Man, Watchmen, Anything where Magneto is a complete and total badass (See: House of M, sans last issue).

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Because a bow isn't necessarily needed to be a good bard. If you're a really good bard, you'll pass your bluff check to make the enemy think you still have some arrows and they should run away while you're still sparing them.