My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Location	TEXAS, United States
Introduction	If you are new to "me", you may think Im a tad narcissitic, snarky, sarcastic, and condescending.. You may be right.. Im not one to blow sunshine up someone's ass, nor do I enjoy others spewing rainbow vomit onto me. I'm usually always in a good mood, but I can also be an incredible bitch. I own that about myself. I love to blog, because my smart ass mouth will get me punched if I say certain things in person.
Interests	I love a good pedi/mani session and I tend to obsess about how fat my ass is.. but real life is too short for superficial bullshit. So I'd rather be out on the motorcycle or walking my dog than sniffing acrylic fumes or hanging at the gym.. hence, my need right now for a good manicure and my fat ass.
Favorite movies	Ones that do NOT have Jennifer Aniston in them..and arent about weddings, notebooks, or English patients.. Make me laugh, chase a bitch with a chainsaw, but dont feed me longing, angst or romance.. I will hurl.
Favorite music	I like to dance..
Favorite books	Ones with words