D. C. Warmington
| Introduction | My name is not really D. C. Warmington, I am not in my sixties, I have rather more hair, and I seldom wear spectacles, a collar and tie, or even a suit. |
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Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
I am so frequently asked this question that I have tired of giving the reply.

