Occupation	Mattress quality control.
Location	United States
Introduction	We are Boomer and Biscuit, 2 bassets living in the Midwest We live with our momma and daddy and human brother. We have a brother and sister that don't live at home.
Interests	Food, naps, snacks, toys, treats, car rides, goodies, chasing balls, belly rubs!

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

Only if he loses his shell, and that would be very sad. And cold.