My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Occupation	Pig Keeper
Location	Cullybackey, County Antrim, United Kingdom
Introduction	Grandchildren - 4, Daughters - 3, Sisters - 4, Brothers - 2, Husband - 1, Dogs - 3, Cats - 2, Chickens - 4, Pigs - 2,
Interests	Dogs, chickens, reading, growing things, cooking, computers, wine making, crosswords, people, studying, walking, cats, photography, pigs
Favorite movies	It's A Wonderful Life, Repo Man, Shrek, Midnight Cowboy, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Mama Mia!, The Cave of the Yellow Dog, Betty Blue
Favorite books	Perfume, I Capture The Castle, Cloud Atlas, Three Men In A Boat, Bleak House, In Search of Lost Time, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Behind The Scenes At The Museum

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Roll first in glue, then feathers. Wait a minute! You said bard?