The Xmas Dick
My blogs
| Industry | Non-Profit |
|---|---|
| Occupation | I Give To The World |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I'm a Sicko Perv and so are my friends. |
| Interests | Fucking Up The Holidays |
| Favorite movies | How The Grinch Stole Christmas |
| Favorite music | Xmas Carols |
| Favorite books | The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No. I took the hammer and smashed the teacher's face.