Jonathan Pizarro

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Gender	Male
Location	Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom
Introduction	Jonathan Pizarro was born of a meeting between a drunken sailor and a mermaid. Left on the doorstep of a Valium addicted 50's television star, affectionately known as Momma Liz, Jonathan clawed his way to the bottom and now here he is, celebrating and berating the trash. Realising we're all born in the gutters but some of us are looking at the stars, Jonathan is hoping to invest in a space rocket. Jonathan enjoys writing. It's the most fun one can have by themselves while remaining fully clothed. The most fun one can have by themselves being naked is writing without any clothes on. Or masturbating. Jonathan Pizarro would like to marry Grant Morrison, who currently lives in his basement.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

I do go swimming.