Ariana
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Being Awesome |
| Location | Sunny, California, United States |
| Introduction | I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there’s no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.” ♥ |
| Interests | Shoes, purses, men in uniform ;), The Military, Sailors, Baseball players, Clothes, Michael Kors, everything in life, Juicy Couture, long walks off short piers, trash-talking, baseball games, family, friends, music, old photographs, religion, sarcasm, Baseball, San Diego, Atlanta, football, boot camp-style workouts, Hockey fights, rainy days, sunny days, cloudy days, sunsets, sunrises, the stars, shopping, winter, road trips, summer, car raves, dance-offs, tattoos, roller coasters, Marc Jacobs, driving, battle dancing, Starbucks, green tea, Dr. Pepper, Jamba Juice, sweet tea, boba, long conversations, flexing, Mountain Dew, heartfelt thoughts, thunder and lightning, inside jokes, Rascal Flatts, Southern culture, long walks, exaggerated facial expressions, making faces, shiny things, Reggaeton, late nights, self-esteem boosts, amazing conversation, smiles, laughter, You |
| Favorite Movies | It's a three-way tie between Step Brothers, The Fountain, and Pineapple Express :) |
| Favorite Music | Fleetwood Mac...Go Your Own Way. Scandal...The Warrior. Journey...Don't Stop Believin'. That's all you need :) My Dad raised me right...it isn't loud enough until the windows shake and the neighbors yell :) |
| Favorite Books | The Classics, College Textbooks |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
There once was a bald frog. The lady-frogs didn't like him much because they love their man-frogs to have some nice hair. The bald frog was dying to get some lady-frog attention, so one day he went off to the wig salon to get fitted for a sexy wig. He left so fine. Later that night, he went to the frog pond, and WHOA!!! Those lady-frogs were all over him like bugs to a light, baby! True story :)