Don
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Diplomat |
| Location | Washington, D.C., United States |
| Interests | Reading, Biking, Climbing, SCUBA Diving, Philosophizing, Watching Movies, Making fun of Tad's mom |
| Favorite movies | Shaolin Soccer, The Producers, The Warriors, Dr. Strangelove, Red Dawn, Wallace and Gromit, Anchorman |
| Favorite music | Guster, Cake, Phish, Dave Matthews, REM, Beastie Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2 |
| Favorite books | The Last of the Mohicans, Mark Wilson's Cyclopedia of Magic, The Hunt for Red October, Selling Out |