Brandie
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Wife/Mother of 3 & 3/4 |
| Location | Texas |
| Introduction | I'm one of those horrible people who is contributing to the crisis of overpopulation and over consumption of natural resources. Married for 10 years, mother of 5 children, Army wife, impulsive, curious, often inconsistent, breaker-upper of arguments, changer of diapers, duster of scratched wooden furniture, baker of slightly burned cookies, teacher of confusing moral lessons, rebellious in a socially acceptable way, ample in size, completely loveable when not utterly annoying. Also, composer of ambiguous run-on and fragmented sentences. |
| Interests | Buddha statues, home-made cleaning supplies, bio-thriller novels, candles, holidays, shaping undergarments, throw pillows, horrible medical illnesses that don't affect me, pasta, conserving energy without turning off things I like, essential oils, body acceptance, family togetherness, toddler book clubs, monkey-themed toys, baby tights and leggings, innovative methods for removing loose teeth, not killing indoor plants, husbands who bring home candy bars, political apathy, eyebrow waxing, stain removal, attachment parenting, religion (but not as it applies to me), music from 1996, breastfeeding advocacy, children's books, clearance sales, methods for avoiding eating chicken, point-and-shoot photography, funny body noises, museums that don't feature mannequins, natural childbirth, interior decorating via Wal-Mart and Target, psychology (but not as it applies to me), flip-flops that don't rub holes in my feet, Oahu, co-sleeping, tall dark-headed men, Netflix, maternity panties, cell phones that were hot 3 or more years ago, raising a reasonably well-fed well-loved well-adjusted family |
| Favorite movies | Tropic Thunder, Baby Mama, 28 Days Later, The Business of Being Born, Anchorman, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up, Signs, Dirty Dancing, School of Rock, The Wedding Planner, Night at the Museum, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, The Princess Bride, Final Destination series, etc. |
| Favorite music | Weezer, Nirvana, RCHP, Muse, Bush, Our Lady Peace, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Kanye West, Tenacious D, Jack Johnson, Sum41, 3 Doors Down, 311, The Bravery, Breaking Benjamin, Cake, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Pepper, Matchbox 20, My Chemical Romance, NIN, Pearl Jam, U2, Queens of the Stone Age, Stabbing Westward, The Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Toadies, Outkast, etc. |
| Favorite books | The Cobra Event, Jinn, The Sears Parenting Library, Next, Robin Cook's books, Tess Gerritsen's books, Michael Palmer's books, Who Cooked the Last Supper, The God Delusion, The Thinking Woman's Guide to a Better Birth, Ina May's Guide to Childbirth, The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding, etc. |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Breast pumps!