Gerard
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Banking |
| Occupation | Capitalist Pig |
| Location | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
| Introduction | Tall (not exactly, more average) Dark (hahaha, if I were any whiter, I'd have pink eyes) Handsome (my Mum says I'm good looking) |
| Interests | Money, Power, Women |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Oxygen... I guess, with the benefit of hindsight, that it wasn't a good move. But at least I have my spork!