Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Student, Teacher
Location	New Haven, Connecticut, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I am Seminarian Intern at the Episcopal Church at Yale, a third year Master's Divinity Candidate at Yale Divinity School and a graduate of Southeastern Bible College in Birmingham, Alabama. I spend a lot of time studying philosophy, theology, and psychology and love talking about (and teaching about) those things as well. I also enjoy hiking/backpacking, political satire, and playing guitar. Check out the author bio page for more information.
Interests	Philosophy, Theology, Psychology, Music
Favorite movies	Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Master and Commander of the Far Side of the World, Batman Begins, V For Vendetta, No Country For Old Men, The Fountain, Gladiator, The Dark Night
Favorite music	Angels and Airwaves, Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, Justin Cross, Matthew Mayfield, MuteMath, Porcupine Tree, Sister Hazel, Switchfoot, Wild Sweet Orange
Favorite books	The Screwtape Letters, Night, The Lord of the Rings, Exclusion and Embrace

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

After I gave up screaming, I'd convert the slinky into a knife and then put my Eagle Scout skills to work to survive in the well (already have food and water). Then I might try to convert the goat's bones into climbing tools (use the tail and beard as rope) and climb out of the well. Afterwards, I'd probably become either a new circus attraction or the focus of a new reality TV show.