Ian et Vero

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Industry Chemicals
Occupation Test Subject
Location Nowhere, Near, Antarctica
Favorite Movies Office Space, Meet the Fuckin' Parents, Zoolander, Whale Rider, The Fast Runner, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Rabbit Proof Fence, The Ring
Favorite Music The Dave Matthews Band, Champion, The Tragically Hip, Ben Harper, Cesaria Evora, the Cafe Del Mar collections, Manu Chau, Tool, The Beastie Boys, K-os, The Black Eyed Peas, Buddha Bar, Diggable Planets, Cake, Moses Mays and the Funk Family Orchestra, Lester Corp.
Favorite Books Salamander, 100 Years of Solitude, Icefields, A Prayer for Owen Meany, A Walk in the Woods, East of Eden, The Kite Runner, The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (completely inaccurately named trilogy), The Long, Dark Tea-time of the Soul, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Musashi, Babble Tower, The Logogryphe, Insomnia.

Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:

If you're implying that I'd have to be starving to use a broken cart, you're an idiot. If I was starving, I'd CARRY something to the till.