Haley Wolfe

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation artist, writer, humorist
Location Clyde, North Carolina, United States
Introduction This is the profile I used to use for Blogger. I'm currently in the process of switching everything over from one Google account to another and will eventually delete this one.

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

I actually can't whistle. This probably means I am some kind of genetically deformed mutant. I eat you now!