Mr. Apple
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Cambridge, Massachusetts |
| Introduction | I'm a shut-in living in Cambridge MA with my two cats, Boots and Mr. McWhiskers. I run a pigeon hospice and spend all day peeking out my curtains making sure no neighbourhood children are having fun on my property. |
| Interests | very few |
| Favorite movies | movies are trash and for mouth-breathing philistines only |
| Favorite music | most music is also trash |
| Favorite books | i don't read anymore |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
when they've got some poor lion by the balls, yelling at him all the time and complaining about the drapes in their living room