Karnak Beakerkin
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Psychic Mindreader |
| Location | Long Island, NY |
| Introduction | I am a REAL psychic. I can read YOUR mind. You don't believe me, but your wrong. You're wrong because I REALLY can read minds and I KNOW what you are thinking. |
| Interests | Israel 1st, Reading Minds, Bragging about my Mind Reading Abilities, Outing Goyim for anti-Semitism, Outing Semites for anti-Semitism, Outing Zionists for anti-Semitism |
| Favorite movies | Inception, X-Men (Dr. Xavier), The Sixth Sense, Psychic, The Music Man (Dr. Harold Hill) |
| Favorite music | You've got Trouble (from The Music Man) |
| Favorite books | I'm illiterate so I don't read. |