Gender	Female
Location	Utah
Introduction	I am a student majoring in English at BYU. I am madly in love with my husband of three and a half years. I'm the mother of THE cutest little man, born July 2011.
Interests	Marriage and Family, Literature, Religion, Homemaking, Hiking and Camping, Writing
Favorite movies	Ever After, The Tale of Desperaux, The Importance of Being Earnest, Beauty and the Beast, Enchanted, Once Upon a Mattress, Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3, BBC Austen Classics (especially Emma 2009), Wallis and Gromet, anything Pixar
Favorite books	Too many to name here

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Have you ever actually heard a pirate say "poop deck"? Come on.