My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Occupation	Semi Professional Sleeper
Location	Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction	I'm scared of chicken salad and standard sized printing paper. These are 2 separate fears.
Interests	Jumping jacks, wheat thins, and mayonnaise.
Favorite movies	Still waiting for Boy Meets World: The Movie, but seriously... who isn't? Am I right guys? Who's with me? I know this guy agrees (points to guy in crowd).
Favorite music	Anything you've never heard of.
Favorite books	not a fan.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

like it would be uncapable of 'bringing all the boys to the yard.'