Toni at Woodhaven

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About me

Gender Female
Location Southwest, WA, United States
Introduction I spent most of my life in the suburbs until I was 36. Then my husband and I went all Green Acres and moved to the boonies without a clue what we were doing. It's been an amusing adventure so I decided to write about it...among other random things that define my life in the rural hinterlands near Portland, Oregon.
Interests Wine, food particularly of the spicy or carb variety, organizing stuff, getting out and about, so-bad-they're-hysterical movies, getting a full night's sleep, convincing Rob I need a llama, writing
Favorite Movies LA Story, The Graduate, Eat/Drink/Man/Woman, My Date With Drew, Scrooged, Cinema Paradiso
Favorite Music 80s "Modern" Rock, whatever is playing on the '40s channel on XM Radio, boppy music that helps me walk 3.5mph on the treadmill
Favorite Books The Pearl (John Steinbeck), Saturday Night (Susan Orlean), Conspiracy of Fools (Kurt Eichenwald), The Tao of Pooh (Benjamin Hoff), Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking (Susan Cain); a thesaurus

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

When they can eat as many OtterPops as they want and nobody tells them to stop. At least that's when I knew.